Steve Rubel- guitar vocals
Peter Graham- drums
Cxxxxx- bass
Jxxx Nxxxxx- guitar

press report:

KELLY MILK is a band that will inevitably change youth culture (and therefore, all of western pop culture) from the ground up. We have no alliance to any scene- chic or otherwise. We hold no DIY pretense about the "evils" of money, fame, and beauty- on the contrary- WE WANT IT, and we will have it. The reason for this is simply that Kelly Milk is comprised of beautiful geniuses blessed by destiny. We are the musical and social
inheritors of the revolution throne; the next-in-line descendants of the Rolling Stones, John Lennon, Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, the Sex Pistols,
the Cars, Nirvana, Radiohead, and the Dandy Warhols. We're drunk and high on speed. We're going to have teenyboppers and Morrisey wannabes eating out of our hands- AT THE SAME TIME! You better fucking believe it because we've done it and we're going to do it again. Kelly Milk does some pretty impressive cover songs too. A crowd favorite is our version of the late Aliyah's "Dust yourself off and try again"- complete with Sonic Youth-style guitar noise and reckless abandon. We also do a mosh pit inducing, rendition of "the Safety Dance" by Men With Hats and a somber, transcendent version of Boy George's "Do You Really Want to Hurt Me?" Kelly Milk consists of four teenagers at the end of their rope, poor as fuck and emotionally strung out. We will succeed because we have nothing else waiting for us. We will live for this because we have nothing else to live for. we don't care as much about fame as i do about being able to support myself by what i love doing most.
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